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January 16, 2013

Facebook Status SMS, Facebook Side Effects

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Researchers say that people who frequently use Facebook are more likely to gain weight and increase credit card debt.
So if you over-weight and messed financial affairs, you can safely blame it on Facebook. Read More »

August 30, 2012

Top 20 Funny Facebook Status Quotes & Sayings

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facebook funny quotes Top 20 Funny Facebook Status Quotes & Sayings

  • Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!
  • One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and too stubborn to ask for directions.
  • When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?
  • I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
  • Whats the worst thing to do to a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet..
  • X is color blind and trying to solve a rubiks cube… This could take a while. Read More »
June 8, 2012

Cool Birthday Facebook Status Messages, Updates

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First you forget Names

First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down

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Remember your birthday

How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older? Read More »

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