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August 30, 2012

Top 20 Funny Facebook Status Quotes & Sayings

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facebook funny quotes Top 20 Funny Facebook Status Quotes & Sayings

  • Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!
  • One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and too stubborn to ask for directions.
  • When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?
  • I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
  • Whats the worst thing to do to a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet..
  • X is color blind and trying to solve a rubiks cube… This could take a while. Read More »
June 8, 2012

Cool Birthday Facebook Status Messages, Updates

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First you forget Names

First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down

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Remember your birthday

How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older? Read More »

June 8, 2012

Sweet Good Morning Facebook Status Messages

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When you wake up you have two choices

When you wake up you have two choices, It’s either you sleep again and continue to dream or Stand up and make your dreams real.

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My alarm clock is clearly jealous

My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.

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