“If only one of the presidential candidates would make it part of his platform to do something about making Monday part of the weekend. I think he would get a lot of votes”
“Why is Monday so far from Friday but Friday so close to Monday?”
“I’ve come to the conclusion that Mondays last 50% longer than the other days [each].”
“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.”
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