Wife rings at work and says “The windows are all frozen. What should I do?”
Husband replied “Pour some warm water on them, but make sure it’s not too hot or they will crack”.
“O.K” she replied, sounding a bit unsure.
He then rang back 10 minutes later and said “Did it do the trick?”
“No” she said tearfully “The laptop won’t work at all now”.;)
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