Wife rings at work and says “The windows are all frozen. What should I do?”
Husband replied “Pour some warm water on them, but make sure it’s not too hot or they will crack”.
“O.K” she replied, sounding a bit unsure. Read More »
One guy tells his friend:
check my result at the university and come back and tell me my grades,
But i will be with my father, so if i have failed in one subject say
“Muslim says Asalam o Alaikum”
If i failed in two say Read More »