First you forget Names
First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down
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Remember your birthday
How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older? Read More »
When you wake up you have two choices
When you wake up you have two choices, It’s either you sleep again and continue to dream or Stand up and make your dreams real.
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My alarm clock is clearly jealous
My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
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