- Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!
- One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and too stubborn to ask for directions.
- When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?
- I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
- Whats the worst thing to do to a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet..
- X is color blind and trying to solve a rubiks cube… This could take a while. Read More »